Merry Christmas!!

Merry Christmas everybody!

and happy birthday jesus! look 4ward 2 cin u wen u cum!

Today was great, prezies then church, then the usual full family luch with all the meat u can imagine.
lol.

the only time of the year our whole family sits a a table and eats, and the only time of the year i laugh so hard while trying to swallow every second mouthful. LOL!

u cd imagine them with stevey wonder as the convo starter! they r quite racist, but not bad, they r....in a nice way, not christians.
They spoke of the tym catherine (my 24yr old cuz...blonde,did grade8 3 times and went to make-up school) played 30 secs with everybody (recently) ans thort Frank sinatra was a black jazz player! so im like, thats stevey wonder stupid, so marks like ya, thats easy, wots black and walks into pianos, (on his 1st glass of wine after they tried to persuade me to drink) then im like fine, whats his faverioute couler? cordroy. ok, that mite be harsh, but its funny. then cathrines like, well how am i suposed to know these ppl,theyre old.so im like, theyre still alive. i no that she says, dont forget, im not that stupid, i solved that maths question u guys couldnt get. so my aunti carol who failed grade 8 5 times chips in, this cumin from someone who had to do grade 8 5 times? what, me or u mother she says back quickley. i mean cum on, how do u keep a str8 face wen the hole table is canning themselves so hard that the toilet queue grows instantly.

that was the 1st 5 minutes of sitting down.

christmas lunch is always funny wit my family. lol.

hope u guys had a great one too, an lee if ur reading this:
happy chrismekkah.

l8r.

the time has come..

yes folks, the tym has come,
indeed today, and 12 hundred hours and thirty minutes i saw ...."THe Incredibles".

HILeriUS!

defin8ly a must see guys!
elastigirl rox! \m/
specialy the part wen shes inbetween em doors. lol!
hilerius!

oh, i also did uncle pauls, christmas parties where we help out, and it was the last nyt this year. twas fun.
wots so cute is that they take the left over sweets from 'the fairy' and hand them out on christmas day in the childrens hostipal (yes, hosTiPal lol!) ward. :)

all charity.

:)

chek yal soon,
l8r days,
merry christmas,
im cheers to my buddy lees huws tomoro,
then we gotsta put up our tree.
EXiting.
:)

cheers

the incredibles

Hey guys!
a true story,

wen i blogsurf i always c ppl putting up posts on the incredibles.
"yesterday i saw the incredibles..."
"the incredibles come out soon..."
"i was watching the incredibles earlier today..."

so, i thort id be just like the rest and do so myself, u no, join the elite squad of movie goer critic bloggers if u get my drift.
nt.lol.so anyways, yes, no i hav not seen it yet, but ill do so soon. in the time being i have my own personal gang of incredibles.
their called The Trinity and consist of the father (who has supernatural powers of answering prayers from anyone and overlooking things from up above) then theres the son (he does most of the handywork and recomends us to the dad mentioned before) and last but certainly not least as they are all EQUAL in superpowers, the holy ghost (do not be afraid, hes the guy that goes through people changing lives and visiting earth constantly while the father and son chill in heaven).

see, the father made the earth and all the stuffs in it ..and things..and plants and lakes and lands and people, and his chosen human friend (see, the father aint human, hes far better than any human will ever be, same as the son, but we're getting there),neway, his chosen human, Adam, thats his name, then he figured how could AnY man live without a WoMaN? guys need chix or they are just cheers. god is very clever. so he took one of adams ribs and molded a woman for him. ya, wo man! tricky stuff. hence the name 4 us. oh ya, i forgot to mention, adam was made out of dust and stuff. yup, stix and stones made his bones.

so happliy they lived in their garden of eden with one little rule: no chowing apples from the tree with the snake.
but unfortunaly one again the girl was sweet talked into eating one and they didnt taste too shabby. bad move. so she just HAD to share it with her man adam and he too ate sum, after wich he asked where it came from. then she told him and he spat it out, but it was too late. its cheers,
hence the expulsion from eden.
and the dawning of * ClOtHeS *.....and the world of fashion.
nothing good came out of that, look at the materialism in people.

see, the father gave them a choice, (and he aint dead yet, they all still live in me, in the world, in church, everywhere, everyday)
and, so it is he gave us a choice too.
obey or dissobey.
go with him and when u die, have eternal life with him and his peeps up in heaven (where u can meet adam and eve - the woman and that son , Jesus....maybe even get some autographs, though ull be seein them everyday, how cool?)
OR, go without him and live a life of unpure drinking druggin damaging urself and hurting the people around u, and when u die ...i hate to say it but, burn for eternity in hell. wich is the truth.

where will u go when u die?
im takin that narrow path to heaven 4 sure! hope to c u all thur!

ill b back with more incredible true trinity stories soon, and even sooner if theres popular demand. *call me* lol, drop a comment anyone and everyone, what are your veiws and....perspectives. :)

as 4 the movie, the incredibles, i hope to see it soon (...monday?) and u will hear as soon as i do.

this insert was sponserd by truth magazing and toit clothing.
from a network run by god.
yes, the father himself.

well, that was long.
10 points?
or boring?
-5 points?

clouds

ausom everchanging skies.


there, such a cool topic it needed its own blog.post.thing.

hi

just poppin in and out to say hi so

hi

almost christmas guys!

summer camp

hey all, i came bak from summer camp in kimberly - south africa today.
16hr bustrip.
hot weather.
god workin.
amazing landscape.
ausom prasie and worship.
spectacular sunsets and sunrises.
great friends.
lots of fun.
good food.
swimming.
miracles.
stf things.
exetra.

sum things that stuk wit me through them 5 days...6 inc bustrip:

god is good

there is power in prayer

god will fullstop

and, be still and know that i am god.

also, i was out cheers by 7am [in my bed notice] and woke up at 5pm exactly! 11hours. wow.

summer camp this year was amazing.

SEVENTH BLOG!!

yes all, this is my SEVENTH blog.
yay. horray.
wipee.

id just like to formally welcome the new readers of my blogspot to..my blogspot and to tell richid tthat it is now time to comment.
lol.
AND........
i have some GREAT news!!! i. was. doing something today and yesterday quite admirible for a jo. to EVER do.
i, was.... *drumroll* READING! and get this: a BOOK! and actual novel like in the libraries we only see in the movies! (well in my case)

AND get this, it gets BETTER:
IV READ IT BEFORE! must be a frigin good book ne? that or i no it was but cant remember exactly what happened. bit of both. more the latter.
yes daniel i sed latter. im allowd ok! i can use words like that too, dont be so odious! yah.

so YAY. yall can be proud, but wait, theres more! i started yesterday and ill finish it tonite with just 1 chapter left.

thank you thank you. you shouldnt have. thanx.

its about a girl, her dead twin brother and revenge, slapped together by sum christian songs and a baptist church here and there.
i like the reffering to the bible in bits cos most of its from matthew. (if that how u spel matthew) oeps.

its called 'the last revenge' and it much better the sencond time around, u get more jokes, feel it more and spot most of the key parts, mainly cos ur not in a hurry counting down every page to go before u hit the last page so u can do the stupid book project so it doesnt hav to be a day late!....oeps again.

lol, well, im cheers ,
must sleep and think bout how tomors gonna work
leavin 4 suma camp

popular

hey, whos popular, i jo hav what...1, 2, 3, 4 ppl reading my blog! u guys rok!

:) comment, and ys, dan, u TOO!
...since u new..hmph...hm. LOL!
cr-AYze mood. muhahahagha

lol................

so, ..sum ppl are gonna find out sum stuff soon...ahem *cough* yes, lol, im a good person with keepin things. yes, yes i am.

so ya guys, all what like 2 ppl who browse through this once in their liftime, well yes, YoU!, (:D) iv bn doin this dancing, and its really cool n stuff, and ya, we'll let u no more when more happens hm? :)
dont worry, it made sence to me.....hek it made rands if y'ass me.

BRAKE up DAY tomorro? whos amped? im amped! spur afta school, yah!
:)