the incredibles

Hey guys!
a true story,

wen i blogsurf i always c ppl putting up posts on the incredibles.
"yesterday i saw the incredibles..."
"the incredibles come out soon..."
"i was watching the incredibles earlier today..."

so, i thort id be just like the rest and do so myself, u no, join the elite squad of movie goer critic bloggers if u get my drift.
nt.lol.so anyways, yes, no i hav not seen it yet, but ill do so soon. in the time being i have my own personal gang of incredibles.
their called The Trinity and consist of the father (who has supernatural powers of answering prayers from anyone and overlooking things from up above) then theres the son (he does most of the handywork and recomends us to the dad mentioned before) and last but certainly not least as they are all EQUAL in superpowers, the holy ghost (do not be afraid, hes the guy that goes through people changing lives and visiting earth constantly while the father and son chill in heaven).

see, the father made the earth and all the stuffs in it ..and things..and plants and lakes and lands and people, and his chosen human friend (see, the father aint human, hes far better than any human will ever be, same as the son, but we're getting there),neway, his chosen human, Adam, thats his name, then he figured how could AnY man live without a WoMaN? guys need chix or they are just cheers. god is very clever. so he took one of adams ribs and molded a woman for him. ya, wo man! tricky stuff. hence the name 4 us. oh ya, i forgot to mention, adam was made out of dust and stuff. yup, stix and stones made his bones.

so happliy they lived in their garden of eden with one little rule: no chowing apples from the tree with the snake.
but unfortunaly one again the girl was sweet talked into eating one and they didnt taste too shabby. bad move. so she just HAD to share it with her man adam and he too ate sum, after wich he asked where it came from. then she told him and he spat it out, but it was too late. its cheers,
hence the expulsion from eden.
and the dawning of * ClOtHeS *.....and the world of fashion.
nothing good came out of that, look at the materialism in people.

see, the father gave them a choice, (and he aint dead yet, they all still live in me, in the world, in church, everywhere, everyday)
and, so it is he gave us a choice too.
obey or dissobey.
go with him and when u die, have eternal life with him and his peeps up in heaven (where u can meet adam and eve - the woman and that son , Jesus....maybe even get some autographs, though ull be seein them everyday, how cool?)
OR, go without him and live a life of unpure drinking druggin damaging urself and hurting the people around u, and when u die ...i hate to say it but, burn for eternity in hell. wich is the truth.

where will u go when u die?
im takin that narrow path to heaven 4 sure! hope to c u all thur!

ill b back with more incredible true trinity stories soon, and even sooner if theres popular demand. *call me* lol, drop a comment anyone and everyone, what are your veiws and....perspectives. :)

as 4 the movie, the incredibles, i hope to see it soon (...monday?) and u will hear as soon as i do.

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yes, the father himself.

well, that was long.
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